What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do I want to give up on men?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.